Due to d-scretion of higher pow-rs and f-r the sake of savin- our own fu-ding, it has b–n unan-mously decided that the we as the Minist-y of Taste shall henceforth hand over cont-ol completely over to the original creat-rs of this tawdry penny dreadful.  Though let it be kno-n that the Ministry is vigi-antly keeping its eyes ablaze for the r-ffians, rapscallions, and und-rminers of this most misearble subterfuge!

Here’s hoping for those listening in on this broadcast that the creators actually sho———– 23- 4 !$#@$ #$%%!$% !#