Certain seedy elements were able, in a moment of weakness, to hack into and commandeer our site to their own ends. Though we cannot say for certain that these miscreants are the Garage Rajas themselves, the reference to Ghurnst and “Julips City’s Most Wanted” would seem to identify them as such. Though we were safely able to reclaim our hold on the web, this ‘hacking’ was a violation of most grave magnitude.

Due to this interference, we shall be reinforcing our hold on the website over the coming weeks. Another such hijacking is expected but unlikely to be successful. For your cultural edification and future, we cannot allow these felons to succeed in this endeavor. Please stay tuned for further details as more becomes known, and do not for a second believe any unauthorized transmissions, nor acknowledge them as anything beyond what they are: trash. Thank you.

– Your Ministry Officiant.